Gurion’s Groundless Gossip


96. Sister.
December 5, 2009, 2:22 am
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  • Gurion is absolutely thrilled that Vicki Wong Wai Eu, his sister, is finally back home in Singapore.
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95. Everlasting.
December 5, 2009, 2:15 am
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  • Gurion sat in a bewitched cab with a paster driver. The cabbie had asked Gurion of his religion and religious beliefs.
  • The driver didn’t stop rambling: “Well, my son, death can strike us at any time, take you and I by surprise, and then, Hell is everlasting. So, save your parents, save your siblings, accept God.”
  • Gurion has decided not to ever get a religion.
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94. Suddenly.
December 5, 2009, 2:08 am
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  • And suddenly, Gurion spotted an inconsistency in the main guinea pig cage. There was a particular small guinea pig at the corner, scuffling away at the pine bedding. It had never been seen before.
  • Who gave birth to this little critter?
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93. Aged.
December 1, 2009, 12:00 pm
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  • Gurion’s Godma’s mother believes that the maid wants to murder her.
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92. Lullaby
November 28, 2009, 3:18 pm
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  • Gurion, very impressed with the string quartet Escala, also bought the Bond album “Classified”.
  • One of the songs, “Lullaby”, is featured in this album and follows the background tune of the famously overused “Canon in D”.
  • However the compilation of the song was very modern and Ambert (Gurion’s brother) said it would be a ‘nightmare’ if children heard it.
  • Gurion thought to himself, GOOD.
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91. Australia.
November 28, 2009, 3:14 pm
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  • Another interesting phenomenon happened.
  • Yesterday evening, Gurion sat with his Dad watching “New Moon” over the net.
  • Gurion: “What website is this?”
  • Dad: “Can’t you see? It’s on the screen.”
  • Gurion: “Oh. Then does it have CSI: Miami?”
  • Dad: “You will learn a lot of things in Australia.”
  • Gurion’s mind: WHAT?
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90. Wolfie.
November 28, 2009, 3:10 pm
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  • Gurion’s good friend Vincent owns a Miniature Shetland Sheepdog, Wolfie, who is only 6 years old, but is suffering very badly due to unexplainable conditions.
  • She might have to be put to sleep.
  • Friends, do not purchase dogs with ‘Miniature’ in the name, they are not pedigree bred to become small (disproving natural selection). Rather, they are injected with chemical that inhibits the growth hormone from doing what it is supposed to.
  • Gurion usually likes BIG DOGS anyway.
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89. Twins.
November 28, 2009, 3:06 pm
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  • Karolina, a.k.a, the Curly One, has finally given birth again after a long-awaited, much doubted pregnancy.
  • She has previously given birth to 3 piglets, all of which were rejected. 
  • This time she produced one stillborn and two healthy young, even though they are abnormally small (again).
  • They are healthy, running about, but more importantly, she is suckling.
  • Well done, Karol.
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88. Meo.
November 28, 2009, 3:03 pm
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  • Emo has a new friend, Meo, a male Mongolian gerbil.
  • Photos will come up soon.
  • Meo’s coloration resembles the wild form.
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87. Filipino.
November 17, 2009, 11:50 am
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  • Cabbie: “You are from Philippines?”
  • Gurion: “Err. No.”
  • Cabbie: “Huh? Then where you from?”
  • Gurion: “Err. Singapore.”
  • Cabbie: “Huh?! Singaporean?”
  • Gurion: “Err. Yes.”
  • Cabbie: “Whoah! You sound like a Filipino!”
  • Gurion: “Err. OK.”

 

  • Gurion’s Mind: “What the !@#$%^&*”
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