Gurion’s Groundless Gossip

The night was still, very still. Everything went on as usual, and soon, the entire family would be turning in.
Suddenly, the maid, Thuzar Lin, let out a piercing shriek, “Gurion!!!”
Caught by surprise, every family member gathered at the pet cages.
There, squirming in their naked, blind bodies, there were 6 kits (baby rabbits), which Kennocha had given birth too.
Reproductive though she may be, it was completely unexpected because she had only given birth to 3 others 2 weeks ago.
The total count of rabbits is now… 12.

April 8, 2010, 1:59 pm
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This blog must not close down. There are too many fans.
Gurion had decided to start writing again.
But just before he made this decision, he did something most people would have done once or twice (or more) in their lives… He searched his name on Google…
What interesting results came up…

January 3, 2010, 3:48 am
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December 5, 2009, 2:22 am
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Gurion is absolutely thrilled that Vicki Wong Wai Eu, his sister, is finally back home in Singapore.

December 5, 2009, 2:15 am
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Gurion sat in a bewitched cab with a paster driver. The cabbie had asked Gurion of his religion and religious beliefs.
The driver didn’t stop rambling: “Well, my son, death can strike us at any time, take you and I by surprise, and then, Hell is everlasting. So, save your parents, save your siblings, accept God.”
Gurion has decided not to ever get a religion.

December 5, 2009, 2:08 am
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And suddenly, Gurion spotted an inconsistency in the main guinea pig cage. There was a particular small guinea pig at the corner, scuffling away at the pine bedding. It had never been seen before.
Who gave birth to this little critter?

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