Gurion’s Groundless Gossip


THE CREATOR

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THE JUICY BITS…

  • Gurion Ang
  • 16 August 1988
  • 78% Chinese, 12% Peranakan, 5% Filipino, 5% Nonsense
  • Diploma in Biotechnology
  • Currently serving NS
  • Next Education Pursuit: BSc in Zoology (Wildlife Biology) in University of Queensland, Brisbane, Australia
  • Dream Job: Superstar
  • More Realistic Dream Job: Lecturer at Ngee Ann Polytechnic

LIFETIME GOALS…

  • Never smoke or do drugs.
  • Form a 1-Guy-4-Girl ‘pop’ band with a Black, Brunette, Blonde and Redhead.
  • Buy and maintain a parrot (macaw or cockatoo).
  • Buy and maintain a toucan or hornbill.
  • Return to Ngee Ann Polytechnic as a lecturer to inspire future generations, and maintain a kick-ass Toastmasters Club.
  • Have shares in The Body Shop.
  • Open a Pet Shop.
  • Open a Private School with Vicki.
  • Outlive Vicki. =)
  • Work in the Jurong Bird Park for at least 1 year.
  • Engage in voluntary conservation work in Australia for at least 1 year.
  • Successfully breed an Endangered Species.
  • Visit South Africa.
  • Have owned at least 100 different guinea pigs.
  • Meet Sir David Attenborough and tell him he’s a genius, or (if I can’t make it) visit his grave/statue.
  • Meet Girls Aloud.
  • Meet Karolina Kurkova.
  • Become a Distinguished Toastmaster.

OBSESSED WITH…

  • Being the Centre of Attention
  • The Body Shop
  • His pets
  • Wildlife Magazines
  • New Words
  • Giving ‘Solid’ Presentations

LOVES…

  • Green, Brown, Black
  • Burger King All-Day Crossian-Wich
  • Burger King Taro Turnover
  • The Filipino Culture
  • Girls Aloud
  • The Carpenters
  • Gardening
  • Painting Wildlife
  • Performing (Singing, Dancing)
  • Editing Essays and Scripts
  • Reading Zoology Textbooks
  • Shopping!!!
  • Giraffes
  • Cooking
  • Beagles
  • Goat’s Milk
  • Teaching English to Foreign Students
  • Training Future Public Speakers
  • Karolina Kurvova
  • Toastmasters
  • Watching guinea pigs give birth
  • Facebook

LIKES…

  • The Sugababes
  • The Saturdays
  • Wondergirls
  • Sleeping Commando (Oops)
  • Freshly Brewed Black Coffee (no sugar, no milk) ;)
  • Foot Massages!!!
  • Hosting Events
  • Using my left hand when possible
  • Pedro Shoes
  • Harris Bookstores
  • Crocodile Clothes
  • The Victoria Secret’s Fashion Show
  • CSI (Miami)
  • UK (British) Comedy
  • Criminal Minds
  • Farmville, Restaurant City, Country Story and Barn Buddy (FB Applications)

DISLIKES…

  • Stereotypes
  • Writing Mandarin
  • Commando Ants
  • Computer Technical Hiccups
  • Rainy Days and Mondays
  • Travelling to China
  • Alarm Clocks
  • Jack Russell Terriers
  • Cheese
  • Cleaning the rabbit cage

HATES…

  • Gossip I’m not part of…
  • Kiwis (not the bird)
  • The way Shawn Lee Zhong En says ‘Thank You’
  • Heavy Metal
  • Mathematics and Statistics
  • Breaking a Sweat
  • Not being able to use The Body Shop products
  • Pretentious People
  • Fake Accents
  • Dad’s attempts to rescue animals







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